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absorb = take in or soak up, like a sponge
flatulence = fart comforter = blanket blissful = full of joy; extremely happy |
Introducing the “The Better Marriage Blanket” – a comforter that quickly and completely absorbs the order of flatulence. You use the product like you would any comforter – the inner layer of “activated carbon fabric” keeps the smells away.
Never feel shy about farting in bed again. Now you can enjoy a blissful night with The Better Marriage Blanket.
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